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extremehomestuckshipping:

iichijouji:

very simple chain and ruffle tutorials i made for a friend and decided to share because idk it might be useful for someone

For a second I thought they went side to side and I got very confused

extremehomestuckshipping:

iichijouji:

very simple chain and ruffle tutorials i made for a friend and decided to share because idk it might be useful for someone

For a second I thought they went side to side and I got very confused

 #ref 

I found an old pair of fingerless gloves while cleaning my room and I feel like I’m the hero of my own dystopian book series

 #hella  #lifeshit 

mongoliantiger:

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

sinterwoldiers:

What’s the most offensive swear word?

Boob

*confused ubisoft noises*

 #popular posts  #is this already in my tag ?? who knows 

such acts rip out the soul and make space for beasts to grow inside. armies need beasts, don’t they? pet beasts, to do their terrible work! and the worst part is, it’s almost impossible to retrieve a soul that has been ripped away. almost.

 #bucky barnes  #ch: Bucky Barnes 

milesmoralez:

all im saying is you can try and defend the mcu till your blue in the face but that doesn’t change the fact that every single one of their movies has had a straight white male lead and we have heard no concrete evidence of that changing in the future

keep on whooping ass dc i hope every single one of your movies make a billion bucks

 #truuuuu 
sweetestesthome:

I love paintings where the paint is used as more than just color. The texture on this is delicious.

sweetestesthome:

I love paintings where the paint is used as more than just color. The texture on this is delicious.

 #art boner  #IM ALL ABOUT THIS DUDE WHAAT  #yelling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  #ref  #dUde  #artwork 

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

scarvenrot:

7hrone:

eridick-amporna:

astrofacto:

cabbagepatchcat:

loveschach:

THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST USE OF THE SNK OPENING

I almost choked from how perfect this was

omfg

is that christopher walken

WHY DOES IT SYNC UP LIKE THAT

I FUCKING CRACKED UP WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAILING

((I lost it when he started flying.))

 #ohmygdfuckigod  #i cant bebreath  #there are tears in my ees  #gosmdait/ . ajshahahahahahaha  #ohmyogd  #snk 

The Real World: Avengers Tower

Interviewer: So what's it like living with Tony?
Bruce: When I moved in, he insisted on funding all of my research. Except, you know, ever since The Incident, all my work's been theoretical. It's not actually that expensive. I've started just spending all the extra on fruit pies, just to see if he was keeping track. He isn't. There are a lot of unused rooms in this building, and at least three of them are stacked floor to ceiling with fruit pies. He hasn't said a word.
Natasha: It turned out Pepper and I both speak French. Tony doesn't. Now, whenever he walks in, we just start whispering in French and giggling. Half the time we're just exchanging recipes. He pretends not to be eavesdropping, but the other day I caught him asking JARVIS what 'des oeufs' meant.
Clint: I bought this big bag of little plastic flies, right? And whenever he's not paying attention, I throw them into his drink. Half the time he doesn't even notice and just drinks the damn things, but the other half? He starts checking all the house filtration systems, the exterminators, the works. He can't figure out where all these flies are coming from. He's fumigated three times in the last month.
Thor: I attempted to provide assistance with a project, but Stark assured me that it was 'very technical', and that I would not understand the intricacies. I can see why he would think so, as I am a mere Prince of Asgard, taught such basic engineering when I was a child and his ancestors could not yet walk. It has been five weeks, and he still has not corrected the misaligned condenser coil causing the problem.
Steve: I don't know what Howard taught that kid, but he seems to be under the impression that homosexuality was invented in 2000. He keeps leaving magazines and pictures lying around like the sight of two men holding hands is going to give me a heart attack. I don't have the heart to tell him about the Greeks.
Interviewer: So how are things in Avengers Tower?
Tony: How are things? I have no idea. I really don't. There's some kind of insect infestation in the vents and I think a spy is trying to seduce my girlfriend into moving to France. I tried to prank Captain America with gay porn, but him and Thor just started trying to reverse-engineer workout routines. The other day I went into one of the spare rooms, and I found some kind of one-armed sex hobo sitting on a throne of empty fruit pie boxes. I just walked out and closed the door. I don't even wanna know.
 #things that make me happy  #avengers  #long post  #text for ts  #marvel 

It’s 4am and I still can’t sleep

 #:(  #Anita u idiot  #u screwed up  #sighs  #t  #ignore me 

LET’S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MAPS

chrc:

YOU NEED

A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL

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SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)

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AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)

ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!

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BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)

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GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.

NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT

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LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND HERMAPHRODITE LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS

FUCKING GOOD JOB

 #ref  #this is so simple why didnt i ever think to do this  #great tho 
 #stop this  #Bucky Barnes  #ch: Bucky Barnes  #marvel 

Zoe Saldana photographed for Harper’s Bazaar Arabia, September 2012

 #Zoe Saldana  #she's so pretty wtf  #queue jackman 

(x)

 #i loev u both so mucH  #Rt  #roosterteeth  #miles  #kerry 

It’s 2am and I just spent the last two hours watching old Adam Lambert American idol clips what am I doing with my life

 #is adam lambert still relevant  #t